Riddle!
What do elves learn in school? [The Elf-abet!] What was so good about the neurotic doll the girl was given for Christmas? [It was already wound up.] Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor and Gamble? [It's true, Comet cleans sinks!] How many reindeer does Santa Have??? [10 (named below) Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen Rudolph (the one with the red nose) Olive (Olive the other reindeer {all of})] Mom, can I have a dog for Christmas? [No, you can have turkey like everyone else.] What nationality is Santa Claus? [North Polish.] What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmastime? [Sandy Claws!] What kind of bird can write? [A PENguin.]
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